Saturday, March 9, 2013

PowerPoint Tip 10

Edit Ruthlessly before Presenting

          Once you're finished drafting your PowerPoint slides, assume you're just one of the folks listening to your remarks as you review them. If something is unappealing, distracting or confusing, edit ruthlessly.

BUT!!!



PowerPoint Tips 7 & 8

Use Vibrant Colors

          Vibrant colors make things look pretty. I have nothing else to say.

Import other Images and Graphics

          Make your presentation outstanding by using images from other sources. The internet is the largest source you can use. Like what the say, "think outside the box" 


PowerPoint Tips 5 & 6

Time your Remarks

          Talk about slides when they are already there. And don't talk on top of your slides........ I don't have any image for that so...... here's a puppy


Give It a Rest

          Don't talk too fast because people won't be able to understand you. Don't be a machine gun.


Power point Tips 3 & 4

Minimize Number in Slides

          If you have a lot to talk about and a lot of words in you presentation, use images that would cut to the chase.

DON'T EVER DO THIS!!!
OR BY GOD I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!!!!


LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!




Don't Parrot PowerPoint


          Don't just read what is in your presentation, you must talk about it. Discuss about it and actually know what you're talking about. Don't turn your back against the viewers. 
(c) Jude Wincel Marino

BUT IF YOU HAVE THIS..... I THINK ITS OKAY....



PowerPoint Tips 1 & 2

When you want to make a presentation in PowerPoint...

Use Compelling Material

          When you want to talk about something in PowerPoint use things that would take the eyes of the viewer. Add things that would dazzle them and blow them away. BUT please don't use dynamite or C4. Use images that would make your presentation interesting. Like these photos....










Keep it Simple

          Even do you need to use compelling material, don't overdo it. Don't put over complicated stuff that when viewers see it, there minds would explode. Keep it simple. Like what my friend told me. Simplicity is Beauty. 


Beautiful 













I don't even know....



                                           


Powerpoint

Microsoft PowerPoint is the name of a proprietary commercial presentation program developed by Microsoft. It was officially launched on May 22, 1990 as a part of the Microsoft Office suite, and runs on Microsoft Windows and Apple's Mac OS X operating system.

PowerPoint presentations consist of a number of individual pages or "slides". The "slide" analogy is a reference to the slide projector. A better analogy would be the "foils" (or transparencies/plastic sheets) that are shown with an overhead projector, although they are in decline now. Slides may contain text, graphics, sound, movies, and other objects, which may be arranged freely. The presentation can be printed, displayed live on a computer, or navigated through at the command of the presenter. For larger audiences the computer display is often projected using a video projector. Slides can also form the basis of webcasts.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_PowerPoint)



P@1n+

Paint is a simple painting program. But what is paint? Is it just a program for us to waste our time? It is a program for us to express our feelings? Is it a liquid? If we could only make things like this in Paint.....


Now let me put more information about paint.

Paint  is a simple graphics painting program that has been included with all versions of Microsoft Windows. It is often referred to as MS Paint or Microsoft Paint. The program can be in color mode or two-color black-and-white, but there is no grayscale mode. For its simplicity, it rapidly became one of the most used applications in the early versions of Windows—introducing many to painting on a computer for the first time—and still has strong associations with the immediate usability of the old Windows workspace.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_(software))

pHOTOSHOP eDITING

Photoshop helps people have fun. The only problem is if you know how to. 
Look at these for examples...












It's hard when you don't know how to do beautiful stuff like these.
But when you do you feel like this.....





Ph0to$hOp!!!!!

Photoshop is a tool used by people to edit photos. In other words it is full of stuff that would change this......

INTO......THIS!!!!

THIS IS PHOTOSHOP!!! IT CHANGES YOUR ORDINARY PHOTOS INTO EXTRAORDINARY ONES. I KNOW ALL OF THIS STUFF THANKS TO SIR. TOM!!!!


PIIIIIIIXXXXXHHHHHEEEEELSSSSS!!!!!!!

A pixel is the smallest component of an image. The word pixel is based on a contraction of pix meaning pictures and el meaning element. Some folks say that pixels are simply small squares that makes our beloved images and movies......beloved. BUT not all pixels are squares. Some images' pixels are dots, lines or even smooth filtering. Here are some examples....
The term "pixels" can be used in the abstract, or as a unit of measure, in particular when using pixels as a measure of resolution, such as: 2400 pixels per inch, 640 pixels per line, or spaced 10 pixels apart. Printers use dots.

Now that we know things about pixels we can have FUN with it!!!!!

Anything made by man has fun made with it. Think of one thing in your life that is the most boring to do..... I'll give you time to THINK
To me it's studying. BUT, the fun thing about studying is that when your teacher gives you a test, and you studied and you answered confidently, there is a feeling inside you that makes you want to face the world either boldly or stupidly. I choose the stupidly way. That feeling for me is the FUN thing about studying.

AAAAAnyway let's cut the stuff about that boring stuff and move on to the fun thing about pixels.  The fun thing about pixels is PIIIIXXXXHHHHEEEELLLLLL AAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!


Pixel art is blah blah blah. Its yada yada yada. Rada rada rada. Let me just show you!!!



 As you can see pixel art is very beautiful. But the difficult part is making one. Pixels are so small. So when you want to make one you need to have a lot of time and patience in your hands.

IMAGINE..... creating a large image.....pixel ..... by....pixel.

Even I can't do that in one sitting. BUT some people can.....

ARE YOU THAT PERSON!!!????? HUHH??


Saturday, January 12, 2013

Easy Peasy...


NOT

Reverses the value of its argument. Use NOT when you want to make sure a value is not equal to one particular value.
Syntax
NOT(logical)
Logical     is a value or expression that can be evaluated to TRUE or FALSE.
Remark
If logical is FALSE, NOT returns TRUE; if logical is TRUE, NOT returns FALSE.

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FormulaDescription (Result)
=NOT(FALSE)Reverses FALSE (TRUE)
=NOT(1+1=2)Reverses an equation that evaluates to TRUE (FALSE)


 

Not bad...


OR

Returns TRUE if any argument is TRUE; returns FALSE if all arguments are FALSE.
Syntax
OR(logical1,logical2,...)
Logical1,logical2,...     are 1 to 30 conditions you want to test that can be either TRUE or FALSE.
Remarks
  • The arguments must evaluate to logical values such as TRUE or FALSE, or in arrays or references that contain logical values.
  • If an array or reference argument contains text or empty cells, those values are ignored.
  • If the specified range contains no logical values, OR returns the #VALUE! error value.
  • You can use an OR array formula to see if a value occurs in an array. To enter an array formula, press CTRL+SHIFT+ENTER.

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FormulaDescription (Result)
=OR(TRUE)One argument is TRUE (TRUE)
=OR(1+1=1,2+2=5)All arguments evaluate to FALSE (FALSE)
=OR(TRUE,FALSE,TRUE)At least one argument is TRUE (TRUE)









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AND

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Returns TRUE if all its arguments are TRUE; returns FALSE if one or more argument is FALSE.

Syntax

AND(logical1,logical2, ...)

Logical1, logical2, ...     are 1 to 30 conditions you want to test that can be either TRUE or FALSE.

Remarks

The arguments must evaluate to logical values such as TRUE or FALSE, or the arguments must be arrays or references that contain logical values.
If an array or reference argument contains text or empty cells, those values are ignored.
If the specified range contains no logical values, AND returns the #VALUE! error value.

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Data
50
104
FormulaDescription (Result)
=AND(1<A2, A2<100)Because 50 is between 1 and 100 (TRUE)
=IF(AND(1<A3, A3<100), A3, "The value is out of range.")Displays the second number above, if it is between 1 and 100, otherwise displays a message (The value is out of range.)
=IF(AND(1<A2, A2<100), A2, "The value is out of range.")Displays the first number above, if it is between 1 and 100, otherwise displays a message (50)


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What The Fudge!!!!


IF

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Returns one value if a condition you specify evaluates to TRUE and another value if it evaluates to FALSE.

Use IF to conduct conditional tests on values and formulas.

Syntax

IF(logical_test,value_if_true,value_if_false)

Logical_test     is any value or expression that can be evaluated to TRUE or FALSE. For example, A10=100 is a logical expression; if the value in cell A10 is equal to 100, the expression evaluates to TRUE. Otherwise, the expression evaluates to FALSE. This argument can use any comparison calculation operator.

Value_if_true     is the value that is returned if logical_test is TRUE. For example, if this argument is the text string "Within budget" and the logical_test argument evaluates to TRUE, then the IF function displays the text "Within budget". If logical_test is TRUE and value_if_true is blank, this argument returns 0 (zero). To display the word TRUE, use the logical value TRUE for this argument. Value_if_true can be another formula.

Value_if_false     is the value that is returned if logical_test is FALSE. For example, if this argument is the text string "Over budget" and the logical_test argument evaluates to FALSE, then the IF function displays the text "Over budget". If logical_test is FALSE and value_if_false is omitted, (that is, after value_if_true, there is no comma), then the logical value FALSE is returned. If logical_test is FALSE and value_if_false is blank (that is, after value_if_true, there is a comma followed by the closing parenthesis), then the value 0 (zero) is returned. Value_if_false can be another formula.

Remarks

Up to seven IF functions can be nested as value_if_true and value_if_false arguments to construct more elaborate tests. (See Example 3 for a sample of nested IF functions.) If you want to test more than seven conditions, consider using the LOOKUP, VLOOKUP, or HLOOKUP function. (See Example 4 for a sample of the LOOKUP function.)
When the value_if_true and value_if_false arguments are evaluated, IF returns the value returned by those statements.
If any of the arguments to IF are arrays, every element of the array is evaluated when the IF statement is carried out.
Microsoft Excel provides additional functions that can be used to analyze your data based on a condition. For example, to count the number of occurrences of a string of text or a number within a range of cells, use the COUNTIF worksheet function. To calculate a sum based on a string of text or a number within a range, use the SUMIF worksheet function. Learn about calculating a value based on a condition.

Example...


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78
FormulaDescription (Result)
=IF(A2>89,"A",IF(A2>79,"B", IF(A2>69,"C",IF(A2>59,"D","F"))))Assigns a letter grade to the first score (F)
=IF(A3>89,"A",IF(A3>79,"B", IF(A3>69,"C",IF(A3>59,"D","F"))))Assigns a letter grade to the second score (A)
=IF(A4>89,"A",IF(A4>79,"B", IF(A4>69,"C",IF(A4>59,"D","F"))))Assigns a letter grade to the third score (C)